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1/29/2021
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What A Day: Robinhood and little con
Legally, a concoction of various mixtures is fine. Thursday, January 28, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -AOC, asking to exchange a retweet for a resignation The South African coronavirus
1/28/2021
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What A Day: Can't stop, GameStop
The darkest month for beans. Wednesday, January 27, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Rep. Jeff Fortenberry (R-NE), leader of the, let's see here, Beef Caucus The federal government has
1/27/2021
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What A Day: Sinematic universe
#Pizzagate #NotThatPizzagate Tuesday, January 26, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Bill de Blasio, telling New Yorkers to go eat outside in a pandemic snowstorm Senate Democrats are finally
1/26/2021
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What A Day: Tooty Rudy got sued-y
A Tale of Two Jeffreys Monday, January 25, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Seditionist Josh Hawley, tweeting about his op-ed in a major newspaper Impeachment has hit the Senate, federal coup
1/23/2021
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What A Day: The Murk store called
QAnon, meet K-Pop Friday, January 22, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -White House Plane Secretary Jen Psaki, holding out on the American people In a shocking affront to the very idea of
1/22/2021
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What A Day: The taming of the coup
No Diet Coke button lives forever. Thursday, January 21, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Karl Rove, taking Biden's repudiation of white supremacy personally President Biden spent his
1/21/2021
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What A Day: The 46 is in
GET HIM, GRETA. Wednesday, January 20, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -The White House 1776 Commission page, as of noon Notice an unusual lightness in your chest? A strange unclenched
1/20/2021
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What A Day: Good night and get f*c%ed
The Great British Gravy Shortage Tuesday, January 19, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Ainsley Earhardt, on Trump's indefatigable work ethic The White House fumigators are standing by,
1/16/2021
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What A Day: Honore among thieves
A good boy takes the oath of pawffice. Friday, January 15, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Jenna Ryan, storming the Capitol with great deals on a new home Last week's attack on the
1/15/2021
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What A Day: The twice is right
Insurrection or carousels, you gotta pick Wednesday, January 13, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Marjorie Taylor Greene's mask, during her nationally televised remarks on the House floor
1/13/2021
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What A Day: Cheney reaction
I'm Just a Bill Wearing a Bulletproof Vest Tuesday, January 12, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Brandon Fellows, a Capitol rioter with no regrets (yet) President Trump rejected any blame
1/9/2021
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What A Day: Whisper tweet nothings
Bring a picnic, enjoy the silence. Friday, January 8, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Ainsley Earhardt, speaking for the violent, seditious, "fuck your feelings" community House
1/8/2021
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What A Day: Ejectile dysfunction
Buy the boy some vowels! Thursday, January 7, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Lindsey Graham, cleaning bits of broken glass out of his shoes Top Democrats have demanded that Donald Trump be
1/7/2021
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What A Day: Bloody Hawley
Folks...what a day. Wednesday, January 6, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Tara Reid, who just saw the news Donald Trump incited a violent mob to storm the US Capitol, after Mike Pence made
1/6/2021
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What A Day: Who wears the Pence?
New whale song just dropped. Tuesday, January 5, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -A private citizen who was accidentally doxxed by the president Donald Trump's flailing effort to remain
1/5/2021
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What A Day: Breaking Brad
An incomplete list of people who are alive Monday, January 4, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -The Arizona Republican Party, scraping the bottom of the compliment barrel There's no wrong
12/19/2020
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What A Day: Crash in Toomey
By space dorks, for space dorks. Friday, December 18, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Joe Biden, in the words of so many before him What a year! We'll be on hiatus until Monday, January
12/18/2020
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What A Day: No more Mr. Nice Pfize
Welcome back to Loeffler's Lucrative Coincidences Thursday, December 17, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Joe Cunningham, cracking open a pocket beer on the House floor Distribution of
12/17/2020
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What A Day: Cruisin' for a Cruisin'
Teamwork makes the scream work. Wednesday, December 16, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Ilhan Omar, thinking Mitch should leave Senate Republicans appear to have forced a coronavirus-relief
12/16/2020
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What A Day: Highway Hopes
Shooting for the cars when I couldn't make a killing Tuesday, December 15, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Lindsey Graham, pulling out the electron microscope Republican leaders have